(This is not the family drama that has been going on, this is new. The other family drama can wait a day or two. I have to get this out of me before it makes me crazy…..uh, crazier)

(also – cursing ahoy)

Bad news should wait til Monday. Aren’t Mondays supposed to be crappy?

Bad news should not come on a bright Saturday morning while football watching preparations are being made.

But like diarrhea, bad news just shows up when it feels like it and splatters all over your shiny fresh bowl of happy.

My cousin, who is like my sister, has battled cancer for years. On, off, on , off. Every time we think she’s out, it pulls her back in.

Yes, I just mutilated a line from The Godfather. If I can’t put some brevity in this I’ll drip snot all over my keyboard.

There is some shit going on. She has been having problems.

There have been tests. Biopsies. Questions.

“We’re not sure what it is.”

“We hope the cancer isn’t back.”

“Let’s do these tests on a Thursday and we’ll find out about them next Wednesday.”

“If it is cancer we’re not sure surgery is an option again.”

“Maybe it’s an infection! Maybe it’s a blood clot! Maybe it’s a fatty deposit. We don’t really know.”

I am annoyed. The same tests three times. It brings back memories of the first dumb ass asshole doctor telling my father he had ” acid reflux” when excuse me, IT WAS FUCKING CANCER.

Cancer. AGAIN. Invading my freaking family. Making us wait and toil in terror of the unthinkable. Of what might be. Of what CAN’T BE. Not again.

Waiting waiting waiting on test results.

You can piss on a stick and find out if there is life inside you in 5 seconds, you can swab your mouth with a q-tip and see if you’re related to Charles Manson, and you can blow into a frigging tube and get a DUI in the time it takes to blink.

But you damn sure have to wait to see if FUCKING CANCER is going to ruin your weekend. Forever.

She is more full of life than most people I know …..

She has brought two of the most wonderful young men into the world that I have the honor of calling family, and best friends  …..

And she loved my Daddy. I can’t stand to think that she might be gone from my life as he is.

I can’t accept that. I won’t. Maybe it’s a pipe dream. Maybe I’m stubborn.

But I’ve had enough. Enough death. Enough loss. Enough. Leave me my family.

We’re all we have left.

Please?

Today would have been my parent’s 44th wedding anniversary.

( tomorrow is my birthday, I can see you doing the math in your head. Shut up. I was born two years later. ; p )

They were only able to celebrate 42 years together, which will be the exact time I will have on earth as of tomorrow.

I cannot imagine 42 years with the person you love. Scratch that, I can, because I lived in it, I saw it, I felt it.

Thank you Mom and Daddy, for falling in love, for staying in love, and for giving me and our family a life made of win.

I love you both. Forever.

And always.

My mother has been having “issues” the last few months. Random pains, indigestion, nausea, etc. At first, she chalked it up to age and the start of a new exercise class she has joined. As it persisted, she decided to see her doctor, who sent her for an ultrasound, and as of today, a diagnosis of gallstones and a gallbladder that needs to come out NOW. Now as in tomorrow. She called me earlier, all in a tizzy, worried about me taking off work and taking care of her and all of the other random things one worries over when having any type of surgical procedure. I told her to quit worrying. For only the second time in 2.5 years I called in to work, the first being when Gregory was on life support, and told them I needed off.

Lathroscopic outpatient surgery. No big deal, right? I am telling myself and her that she’ll be alright, that we’ll go up there tomorrow, she’ll have the surgery, and we’ll come home and I’ll play nurse for a few days.

I hope it’s that easy. I am a little wary. I try not to be, I try to be positive, but out of the corner of my eye, I almost see him peeking around the corner. Losing my husband,my father and the subsequent actions (or inactions ) of some friends and family members has instilled some alert in my head that screams ONE MORE AND YOU’RE ALL ALONE ! ALONE ! ALONE ! I hate the damn sign in my head, and I still haven’t found the off switch. I also understand my mother is worried, but fretting about life insurance and then hoping that the weather will be nice Sunday “in case you have to bury me that day”  is NOT helpful. Not helpful because it makes it harder for me to disguise my worry.

And you know what I am worried about? Besides the obvious that she might die and I will damn sure be all alone then ?

I’m worried about what I’m going to wear to the hospital.

Yea, that.

I know you are thinking that I am a vain, shallow bitch. Go ahead, it’s ok. I would too.

But it’s not that. It’s something in my grief addled brain that popped into my head while I was getting my clothes ready for tomorrow. And I know why.

I remember exactly what I was wearing when Gregory took his last breath as I held his body, begging him not to leave me. A green sweater and khaki corduroys. I remember exactly what I was wearing when I heard my mother screaming at 0430 am, four days before Christmas, and ran upstairs to find my father, dead in his bed from the fucking cancer. (Excuse the language, but that is cancer’s technical name. Ask anyone who’s had it or lost someone because of it.)  I was wearing a Festivus t-shirt and Hello Kitty pajama bottoms. It’s odd how clearly I remembered these two outfits, in succession, as I reached in my closet for a pair of jeans a few moments ago. Odd that after not having thought about them for awhile, they popped into my head like one of those colorful, annoying Old Navy ads.

I still have those clothes. I don’t know why, I just do. They are folded up together in a plastic bin in the back of my closet. They sit in that bin with the towel my dad was holding when he died, his blanket, and the t-shirt and shorts Gregory had on when they took him to the hospital.

I don’t know why I keep them all. I just know I do. And I don’t want to get rid of them. Not just yet. Maybe never.

I’m sure some psychiatrist would have an absolute field day with me about this one, and yea I know there’s some deep-rooted reason I cling to these things and blah blah blah ….. but right now, I don’t care.

Right now, I just want to pick out some damn clothes that I can wear again, get my mom fixed and come home. And not be left alone.

Again.