So apparently, our blogs are supposed to be all blacked out in solidarity and shit because of SOPA and it’s effects on the internet and everything, yadda yadda yadda.

I am too stupid to figure out how to black out my blog without fear of losing everything (ALL.MY.PRECIOUS.THOUGHTS! ) so I decided I’d be like the rebel and post anyway. I’m sure I will get many judgements and disapproving dislikes from the band of know-it-all hausfraus and those more enlightened than me about the ways of the digital world. Just check my Facebook timeline, it happens.

Fortunately I am not that big of an asshole to think that anything I do on this little site will tip the scales of the the ways of the world in any way, but for those of you that think you are but are TOTALLY NOT assholes? Rock on.

Anyway.

Oh fucking well.

You know what SOPA reminds me of? The whole “OMG YOUR TELEVISION PROVIDER WILL STOP SHOWING CHANNEL XX BECAUSE WE JUST CAN’T GET ALONG” frenzy that occurs on digital TV and satellite about every other week.

They are gonna cut off Granny’s local news and Judge Judy? OH HELL NAW. So they get everyone stirred up and freaked out that OMG THEY MIGHT MISS A SHOW and at the last minute, that little banner comes crawling across your screen screaming “INSERT YOUR LOCAL STATION HERE : GOOD NEWS ! THE CRISIS HAS BEEN RESOLVED. YOU MAY NOW WATCH DR. PHIL IN IT’S ENTIRETY.”

So no Wikipedia? No random blog? No Google (allegedly).

OMG – HOW WILL WE SURVIVE?

I don’t know about y’all, but I’m off today. It’s too cold to take a boat ride, too windy to work out in the yard and I have all of my school work and chores done for the day. So my happy ass is gonna play on the internet. Even though I am TOTALLY AGAINST internet censorship and all that, I have to choose my battles wisely and as we all know, my time is more important than anyone else’s , so I got to be getting my business while business is good. ; p

Politically Kimcorrect indeed.

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It’s Delurking Day !

That means that all of you who come here and lurk, not commenting, should say how you durrin’!

Let me know if you have a blog, a Pinterest board, a twitter account I’m not following, a knock you nekkid margarita recipe, or are just fabulous, which obviously since you read this blog, you are FABULOUS !

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