Confession: I do not like ginger snaps.

Phew. Glad that’s out there. I’ve decided to begin my random brain-fart posts with a confession of some sort. Think of it as my Lenten gift to my conscience.

- Unlike seemingly the rest of Twitter, I’m not going to Blissdom. With my biggest class/lab and major being Biology, I can’t miss Friday’s class. Also, JIMMY BUFFETT concert. I love me some of the ladies attending, but hey, Margaritaville.

- School. Whenever someone asks me how it’s going, I want to just answer like this…

…..seriously, algebra is killing my brain. And it’s not just me. There are 17 people in my class, and only three of them got what the teacher was going over the other day. She doesn’t like us to ask questions when she’s doing a problem, we     have to wait until the end. Well shit lady, by the end I’m so totally confused I forgot what got me there in the beginning. Tuesday a classmate asked her to explain some things about linear graphing and she got all pissy with him and said, and I quote ” Y’all are just gonna have to get a grasp on the material as I am doing it, I can’t keep going back over it or we will get behind in the syllabus.” SO WHAT? Aren’t you supposed to TEACH us? It’s too late now for me to drop the class and hell, I got an 82 on my first test which is AMAZING for me in math, but damn, I’m pretty sure I’m gonna fail fail fail. My other classes are going swimmingly. (marine biology student humor)

- Speaking of school, can Spring Break get here already?

- Spring Break. Ahhhh. And aggghhhh. The middle of spring break falls smack dab on March 20th. The first day of spring. The three year death-aversary. I already have my reservations made in Florida and I will be spending that day with my       toes in the water and my ass in the sand.

- I’ve enjoyed doing the whole February photo a day thing, which has obviously caused me to abandon my Project 366, but I’m not sure I’m doing March yet. Taking a picture isn’t that tedious, but remembering to take it, post it, and trying to upload it on this slow MiFi internet sure is.

- And then I looked at March’s lineup. For the 20th? Before/After. Some kind of sign or what?

 - I’m tickled my trashy reality TV is back in full swing (Survivor, Amazing Race, Shark Tank, Celebrity Apprentice,etc) but annoyed at the lack of really good dramas I can get into. I’m ready for summer and Sons of Anarchy, The Big C, True Blood, and all of the other shows that are my staples.

- Just when I thought that poor old Whitney could rest in peace, the Enquirer goes and posts pictures of her in the casket. And people are offended and surprised. It’s the Enquirer people, and really, casket pictures are a regular thing down here in the South. What, your crazy aunt didn’t whip out a Polaroid every time someone she knew was laid out at the funeral home?

 - The election. CAN WE GET IT OVER WITH? I don’t like who is in the White House, and I don’t like who is running for the White House. Can we just put Michael Douglas and Annette Benning in there and pretend everything is groovy for the next four years? Or get a Prime Minister? Who didn’t love Tony Blair?

- Have you noticed the Internet’s new hobby? Being offended on behalf of someone else. OH THE OUTRAGE!  OH THE NERVE ! Oh, their conversation has NOTHING AT ALL to do with me or my situation? Never mind then. Try that and see how it works for you.

- I too have gotten caught up in Pinterest. But I feel like a slacker, because I don’t really pin a whole lot on my own. I just grab onto your little boards and repin away. Pingarism?

- We “spring forward” very soon. YAY FOR DAYLIGHT. Can’t we all just be like Arizona?

 - I’ve got a “Politically Kimcorrect” brewing. I just have to get it from my brain to my fingers without pissing off the entire world. That should be a challenge.

 - I’m tired now, and besides, I need to bubble bath and dine before Swamp People and Jersey Shore come on. Dude, that would be a show, wouldn’t it? “Cabs are here! CHOOT ‘EM!!”

I miss her every single day.