Hello Gentle Reader,

I decided that today would just be a bullet post full of brain farts.

It’s Wednesday, you know. The day when minds float serenely to the weekend, when all other problems fall away.

Hump Day Wisdom.

I know you are all riveted.

Love and luck,

Kim

• Who’s freaking brilliant idea was this 366 days of pictures thing? Oh yea. Holy cow it’s HARD WORK y’all. So in the month of February, I’m totally stealing a meme photo guide from Jamie’s Rabbits via Fat Mum Slim  to help my lame ass out. We shall return to crappy Hipstamatic prints of my everyday life in March.

• I am still sticking my foot in my mouth over on Facebook regularly. What the hell, if I’m gonna alienate future employers and romantic interests, I better do it right, huh?
• I always forget to mute the volume on my iMac at night. That way, when the 100 or so spammy e-mails that come in about penile enlargement, airline deals and gold-dipped valentine’s roses come in, at least I wake up to pee.
• I have been in a frenzy of cleaning and purging. Spring cleaning started early around here. There are too many boxes in the closet that need going through and I can’t stand it anymore. Same with clothes. I have way too many.
• I am having hell coming up with a topic for my informative speech for my Speech class. Me with nothing to talk about? Imagine that.
• There are some renovations and additions about to go on around here that have forced me to move things around and half-ass stack/store them out on the deck. It’s making me crazy because they are not in their place. Which is odd considering my laundry room looks like a wildebeest lives in it.
• Big dog has an ear infection. The cost of my vet visit roughly equals round-trip airfare to NYC. I might need to change my major.
• I’m sad that football is over. I’m only looking forward to the Super Bowl because there’s a Manning playing and the commercials. But baseball will be here soon.
• I’ve had my Southwest gift card for a month and still can’t figure out where I want to go. California seems to be in the lead at the moment.