Yes, it’s just now February. But this post couldn’t wait. Between some of the pictures I’ve been sent and seen on profiles, not to mention certain messages and chats, I had to get it out of my brain so I can begin cleansing myself of it.
After January’s post, I thought this would be something I could post about once a month. With this much fodder it might turn into once a week.
I have been contacted by married guys, separated guys, short guys, tall guys, mullet guys, bald guys, freaks, geeks and probable serial killers. And a nice young couple just wanting to have a threesome. There is also a man that wants me to be his “Mastress” and go to something called “DomCon” with him. Y’all, I couldn’t even Google that for fear of what dirty online hole I might fall down into. There has been ONE possibility in this seemingly endless parade of doofuses that march through my inbox, one. We have chatted a few times and may meet for a drink, but in the meantime I’m being patient and seeing how long he can stay normal. Please dating gods, please. I just want one.
For your pleasure, dear reader, a sample of some of the things I read on profiles or was sent by men who expressed interest in/contacted me this week…
And now, a selection of photographs for your viewing pleasure…
If I hadn’t had my dead husband cremated I would dig him up and kick his ass for leaving me to deal with this shit.
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